anthrax? in my asshole?

its more likely than you think

Anonymous asked:

is your pfp a dog in a toilet roll or is it pulling an ace ventura out of a person's ass like a reverse hamster kink gone wrong?

leviathan-the-boy:

you got it! I’m free!!! *turns to dust and blows away*

Keep reading

jingles-miserably:

makerofmadness:

sniper-tf2:

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE

everybody wants to rule the world

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gunsandfireandshit:

Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a “pronoun reveal” and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying “I told you so” and then Taylor just tweeted “she/her”

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noellevanious:

noellevanious:

noellevanious:

It’s so cool how the original playstation started out with this weird odd-looking and not great controller. But as soon as it grew boobs you could play with it was so revolutionary that to this day, 24 years later, it’s not only an iconic, barely changed controller design, but boobs have become a defining universal feature for controllers

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so happy for you queen….

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if you hate women just say so

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ovenroastedtwerkey:

water-polio:

catboy-jim:

catboyljnk:

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His url used to be just “jim”

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wordswithimages:

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huffylemon:

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ashstfu:

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diariodeumfodido asked:

Is this osha approved?

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berrygirldick:

berrygirldick:

osha-official-the-sequel:

You’ll have to find me after hours for an answer ;)

Wearing this to my new job. Wish me luck 😁😊✌️

There is concrete under my foreskin.

crtter:

lesbenny:

lesbenny:

lesbenny:

Something funny about fo2 is if your character is female you can like, dance seductively in one of the casinos for money, right? Except they never made dance animations so she just walks around and does some default animations like using an item, bending over to pick something up, etc

You can make $500 a week doing this btw

Decided to make a gif because my description really doesn’t do it justice. Also she mostly just kinda stands there

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(also the animations used seem to be random, last time there weren’t any kicks and this time the ‘use item’ animation is missing)

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touyangel:

i love you pubes i love you stomach hair i love you unshaven pits i love you happy trails i love you coarse leg hair i love you untrimmed bushes. i love you body hair

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